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Life
Carry Me Bitch!
Let’s set the record straight. I’m fat. I had a stroke. I couldn’t walk normally or comfortably for a few months. Hell, I still nearly trip on air sometimes. Not once, have I ever used one of those electric wheel chairs that they have at the store for disabled people.
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Stupitity
Microsoft Just Gave Me a Million Dollars!
I got this email today (click to enlarge screenshot below)
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Life, Stupitity
How Many Assholes We Got on This Ship Anyhow?
08.29.09 | Permalink | 2 CommentsLets get one thing clear: I can be an asshole when the situation calls for it (and sometimes when it doesn’t) but as I go about my day to day business here in the merry ole land of Eustis I often see an overwhelming abundance of assholes. Let me break it down for you there [...]
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Life, Stupitity
Set yourself on fire. Please.
So this story has been in the news about a kid who set himself on fire and got pretty severely burned. If you aren’t up to date read this first. I’ll wait.
Welcome back. I couldn’t care less if a teenager wants to get down all Jackass style but what gets me is the mother. She [...] -
Around the Net
10 Worst Music Related Tattoos
I stumbled upon this and thought to myself that my readers, both of you, would like to see this.
I give you the 10 worst music related tattoos – from the fine folks at funkjelly.com
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